*phone rings*
CC Sabathia- I wonder who that could be...
Amber Sabathia- I have no idea, let me answer it... Hello? CC... it's for you...
CC Sabathia- Hello?
Kenny Lofton- Hello, is this CC Sabathia?
CC Sabathia- Yes, who is this?
Kenny Lofton- That's not important... so, i heard you were thinking about accepting the Yankees offer.
CC Sabathia- Yes i was considering their offer... why?
Kenny Lofton- Don't do it man, they're bad people over there.
CC Sabathia- What are you talking about? Who is this?!
Kenny Lofton- I was signed to play the outfield a few years ago... the Yankees are bad news... they're racist against black people!
*click*
CC Sabathia- Wow...
Amber Sabathia- Who was that?
CC Sabathia- I think it was Gary Sheffield trying to convince me to not sign with the Yankees... said something about them being racist?
Amber Sabathia- Who gives a shit, just take the money CC.
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You go, Amber!
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