Monday, December 15, 2008

Your opinion didn't matter Kenny Lofton...

*phone rings*

CC Sabathia- I wonder who that could be...

Amber Sabathia- I have no idea, let me answer it... Hello? CC... it's for you...

CC Sabathia- Hello?

Kenny Lofton- Hello, is this CC Sabathia?

CC Sabathia
- Yes, who is this?

Kenny Lofton- That's not important... so, i heard you were thinking about accepting the Yankees offer.

CC Sabathia-
Yes i was considering their offer... why?

Kenny Lofton- Don't do it man, they're bad people over there.

CC Sabathia- What are you talking about? Who is this?!

Kenny Lofton- I was signed to play the outfield a few years ago... the Yankees are bad news... they're racist against black people!


CC Sabathia- Wow...

Amber Sabathia- Who was that?

CC Sabathia- I think it was Gary Sheffield trying to convince me to not sign with the Yankees... said something about them being racist?

Amber Sabathia
- Who gives a shit, just take the money CC.