Don't ask...

So, i was bored today... and was thinking to myself... how would some of the chubbies in the MLB fare against one another.

Names that came to my mind:

CC Sabathia- 290lbs-6'7''
Prince Fielder- 270lbs-5'll''
David Ortiz- 230-6'3''
David Wells- 248-6'4''
Sidney Ponson- 258-6'1''
John Kruk- 250-5'11''

Round 1:
CC Sabathia
vs.
Prince Fielder

Winner-CC Sabathia-Prince Fielder forfitted his match complaining he saw too much "meat" on his opponent CC Sabathia. (Prince Fielder, substituting beef with fruit roll-ups does not help you lose weight!!).


David Ortiz
vs.
Sidney Ponson

Winner-David Ortiz- the fight lasted 2 seconds, which is just a few seconds shorter than how long he(Sidney Ponson) averages on a professional baseball mound before getting knocked out...

John Kruk
vs.
David Wells

Winner-No winner- both men left to help the rest of the over-weight people on ESPN advertise another weight loss trick

Final Round-
CC Sabathia
vs.
David Ortiz -

Winner...David Ortiz-CC Sabathia came to his senses and accepted the Yankees contract offer of 140 Million dollars for 6 years and decided it would be smart to just skip the fight and bathe in his fortune...

But seriously CC... accept the offer already... please?