Gone until Saturday...

I'm going away today; however, you will still be entertained by Ace for the week. Anyway, i'm a big fantasy baseball fan, and i drafted 3 teams with Yahoo over the last 3 days... here's how they turned out...

team 1- 16 man H2H w/ Holds
C Brian McCann (Atl - C)
1B Derrek Lee (ChC - 1B)
2B Brandon Phillips (Cin - 2B)
3B Carlos Guillén (Det - 1B,3B)
SS Cristian Guzmán (Was - SS)
OF Magglio Ordóñez (Det - OF)
OF Denard Span (Min - OF)
OF Eric Byrnes (Ari - OF) DL
Util Miguel Cabrera (Det - 1B,3B)
SP Joba Chamberlain (NYY - SP,RP)
SP Carlos Zambrano (ChC - SP)
RP Joakim Soria (KC - RP)
RP Brian Fuentes (LAA - RP)
P Brad Ziegler (Oak - RP)
P Jose Arredondo (LAA - RP)
P J.J. Putz (NYM - RP)
BN Ryan Sweeney (Oak - OF)
BN Aaron Rowand (SF - OF)
BN Justin Verlander (Det - SP)
BN Fausto Carmona (Cle - SP)
BN Kenshin Kawakami (Atl - SP)

team 2- 12 man H2H
C Brian McCann (Atl - C)
1B Derrek Lee (ChC - 1B)
2B Robinson Canó (NYY - 2B)
3B Chipper Jones (Atl - 3B)
SS Derek Jeter (NYY - SS)
OF Josh Hamilton (Tex - OF)
OF B.J. Upton (TB - OF)
OF Magglio Ordóñez (Det - OF)
Util Carlos Guillén (Det - 1B,3B)
SP Carlos Zambrano (ChC - SP)
SP Justin Verlander (Det - SP)
RP Heath Bell (SD - RP)
RP Trevor Hoffman (Mil - RP)
P Derek Lowe (Atl - SP)
P Chien-Ming Wang (NYY - SP)
P Justin Duchscherer (Oak - SP)
BN Jorge Posada (NYY - C)
BN Cameron Maybin (Fla - OF)
BN Brandon Lyon (Det - RP)
BN Joe Saunders (LAA - SP)
BN Andy Pettitte (NYY - SP)

team 3- 12 man H2H
C Jorge Posada (NYY - C)
1B Adrián González (SD - 1B)
2B Robinson Canó (NYY - 2B)
3B Aramis Ramírez (ChC - 3B)
SS Jimmy Rollins (Phi - SS)
OF Carlos Lee (Hou - OF)
OF Magglio Ordóñez (Det - OF)
OF Jermaine Dye (CWS - OF)
Util Carlos Guillén (Det - 1B,3B)
SP Félix Hernández (Sea - SP)
SP Roy Oswalt (Hou - SP)
RP Brad Lidge (Phi - RP)
RP Matt Capps (Pit - RP)
P Mike González (Atl - RP)
P Chien-Ming Wang (NYY - SP)
P Justin Duchscherer (Oak - SP)
BN Ryan Sweeney (Oak - OF)
BN Joe Saunders (LAA - SP)
BN Brad Ziegler (Oak - RP)
BN Andy Pettitte (NYY - SP)
BN Aaron Laffey (Cle - SP)

I have one rule when drafting teams, no Red Sox allowed... unless to piss off another Red Sox fan, and use them as trade bait.

Ok, well i'm out for the week, you didn't think i would leave you without a funny video did you?

I posted this a long time ago, but it's no longer there, and many of our current viewers probably have never seen it.. so enjoy!

Cracks me up every time, sorry about the shitty quality, see you on saturday!