A-Rod = Bernard Madoff?

I saw an interesting article about how you can tell someone's personality by their face... oddly enough, A-Rod was similar to Bernard Madoff...

here's what this woman had to say about A-Rod...

"His face is the archetype of a lover's. The tops of his ears are pointed, showing emotional volatility. His upper lip is bigger than his lower lip, showing he tends to create drama in a relationship. He's not an easy-going guy."

I didn't need to look at his face to know that...

I also felt the description of Bernard Madoff could be used for Alex...

"His face says, "I care about you - and your money." Yet his eyes are deepset and slant down, showing someone who tends to be pessimistic and give up, and maybe do the dishonest thing. When the going gets tough, rather than be honest, he'll keep secrets. His lips aren't even visible - that's a sign he doesn't care as much as you think."

"HA!"

This may very well be the biggest load of bull... i have ever read...but whatever, thought you guys would find that interesting... now here's a video....

I drew an interesting conclusion from this video: You steal your sister's dumplings... you die...